Hey! New Computer Assholes!!!

It has been done, I purchased the new PC two days ago from the money which was raised by the new PC donation fund . The original goal was 160k lindens, which was surpassed in the amount of 185k and in only in a weeks time. As you may have read in a previous post my old PC was well...old. It had that old lady smell to it, mothballs in the cd-rom drive, and sometimes it would give me a handful of hard candies. This new PC is a goddamn beast, I can almost hear it laughing while running SL on the ultra graphics setting, mocking SL for not giving it enough of a challenge. So now I would like to thank the contributors to this cause :

-Sissy Suckencabbage for taking his mind off giving gay strippers back massages for a few moments and donating around 130k.

-Jean for donating not only money she earned in sl, but also donating money from Ebay sales she set up specifically for this.

-H. Yokiwawa for donating quite a chunk of change she had been holding onto for quite a while.

-Retard for donating a nice amount after he rode back in from town.

-Pers for donating her last bit of money she had on her.

-Sissy Cherry for running to the club to donate his hard earned cocksucking money after reading about the fund.

-Fatty McVirgintits for getting in touch with me to donate some cash after he read a blog about this.

and of course the kindness of my fellow workers for donating a higher percentage out of their club tips for the donation. Of course none of this would have been possible without the insistence of my ultimate bbf Noor to set up this fund for me! I thank you all very much for this!

screenshot borrowed from Noor's blog showing the final amount raised on the donation bot avatar

the card Noor sent me next to my freshly unpacked PC

the PC set up next to the monitor a fan gave me for Christmas last year ( yes, that's Redd Foxx on my speaker )

So doucheletts and bimbags, what have you learned here today? That the respect of not only subs, but also your friends can go a long way. I didn't get naked on a dance pool for this, sell my used sweatpants, or swing around some pixel guns for some tards masturbatory thrills. There was no stabbing my friends and coworkers in the back for pennies or pigs. You can either "financially dominate" some noobs cock in your mouth and get all giddy because you finally got that pair of Moody's...or you can earn peoples respect and get all giddy from the smell of a new computer sitting in front of you.

As always, get your ass on over to Goddess Investment and let us handle your money for you in these tough economic times. I promise we won't go easy on you!

Until next time friends and fags....



- Supreme Baroness, Duchess Von Ragu