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Friday, January 2, 2009

Twas The Season for Receiving




Ah, the holidays have come and gone yet again....it seems the older I get the faster the years go by. My Christmas went very well, I even received a beautiful 21 inch flatscreen monitor from a long time admirer (now I have the "pleasure" of seeing you sissies and gaylords more bigger and brighter than ever).



During Christmas week I was visited a few times at the club by some of my biggest admirers for some major holiday cheer via their wallets. Among them is an old fag...uh fan of mine who has recently come back to me with a penchant for chastity and an even stronger urge to pay the fuck up. He always shows up with a pocket full of Lindens for Miss Sweet and when I am done draining his fruity ass he gladly buys more. Of course I'm not going to name his or any other pigs name, but here is a pic of his metrosexual-ish avatar kneeling next to me.





Noor, Kitty, and I were treated to a nice show during Christmas week between the above pig and one of Noor's pets. We all got to see firsthand the beauty and passion of true gay love blossoming before our eyes with a little sucky-sucky action and afterwards a cuddlefest that brought a tear to all our eyes (mainly from laughing so hard). Noor's little sissy was all decked out in his Christmas best while my little loser was all dicked out with a mouth full of sissy wang.


Another one of my long time fans came to see me a few times during Christmas week as well. He can never say no to me...as well as never being able to say no to large portions of food. He's a 300 plus pound, 29 year old virgin in rl...and of course the big shocker, he is bi and a wannabe sissy as well *rolls my eyes*. He loves to come see me before work in the morning for a quick draining usually, but one night during the week Lili and I dressed up him up in some of our old garbage inventory freebies. Did he like it? Who knows or cares, you sissies are just an easy way for me to clean out my inventory of things I would never wear! Getting paid big time money for cleaning my inventory is always a plus too.



(Lili and I)


I received such wonderful gifts from my fellow ladies at Goddess Investments, some absolutely incredible clothes from Hazumu, Lili, and Kitty and some expensive heels from Samantha. From Noor I received my own piece of land!! She bought me my own little plot of land, this woman is insane in her generosity! She also bought land for Lili and Ambra as well....I doubt any of your bosses out there in SL gave you anything more than a 200L Kinky-O giftcard for Christmas haha. So now I have my own private retreat, set with my own radiostation, in a snowy medieval type setting.

I tell you what, I am soooo fucking sick of seeing people having in their profiles something along the lines of:



"Collard by Mistress Noobsluto

Owned by Blah Gaytrain

and protected by Julio BlahBlahsky"


I mean ok, sure you can be collared by someone, but what the fuck is it with these people who seem to need someone who collars them and someone else who owns them? What does this even mean? Not to mention someone "protecting" them?! Protecting them from what? People who might want to recommend to them a place to get a better skin or hair instead of their system shit?? I keep seeing this crap at Bondage Ranch all the time...which btw for those of you who have not been to Bondage Ranch it is more a farm with people standing around speaking poor english than anything remotely bondage related. Also all these fucking people who have in their profile picks something along the lines of:

"This is such and such and if anyone messes with her they will have to go thru me."

Fuck off you stupid twats, seriously already. Who wants to fuck with your ugly ass friends and what are you going to do about it if it happens? Message the person and tell them off in your bad ass textmessage talk?? Maybe something along the lines of "go 2 hell fagit i hear u dissin my bff, i am fat".


Well, as always, be sure to come check out Goddess Investments to see and especially PAY all the wonderful ladies who work hard to make your life miserable. You little pigs obviously don't have any control over your own lives or else you wouldn't be the nippledick fat sissy losers that you are....so let US take control. We know what's best for you and for your Linden balance. Don't be fooled by other clubs using the Goddess name, the only domming going on there is chunkster welfare recipients domming bags of porkrinds and cases of pepsi!

Until next time friends and fags!!!


-MissSweetmeat Ragu










2 comments:

Anonymous said...

loooooolllll @ "Collard by Mistress Noobsluto
Owned by Blah Gaytrain
and protected by Julio BlahBlahsky"
Omg Miss.... I am crying dying laughing here and you sooo said it all. Yes protected, maybe they are all RL security guards! Haha love the way you write woman!!!!

Anonymous said...

Miss, your duty for this weeek is to write a blog. Haha I want some more Miss's Mind!

Noor,
(to lazy to log in to blogger )