Hey! New Computer Assholes!!!

It has been done, I purchased the new PC two days ago from the money which was raised by the new PC donation fund . The original goal was 160k lindens, which was surpassed in the amount of 185k and in only in a weeks time. As you may have read in a previous post my old PC was well...old. It had that old lady smell to it, mothballs in the cd-rom drive, and sometimes it would give me a handful of hard candies. This new PC is a goddamn beast, I can almost hear it laughing while running SL on the ultra graphics setting, mocking SL for not giving it enough of a challenge. So now I would like to thank the contributors to this cause :

-Sissy Suckencabbage for taking his mind off giving gay strippers back massages for a few moments and donating around 130k.

-Jean for donating not only money she earned in sl, but also donating money from Ebay sales she set up specifically for this.

-H. Yokiwawa for donating quite a chunk of change she had been holding onto for quite a while.

-Retard for donating a nice amount after he rode back in from town.

-Pers for donating her last bit of money she had on her.

-Sissy Cherry for running to the club to donate his hard earned cocksucking money after reading about the fund.

-Fatty McVirgintits for getting in touch with me to donate some cash after he read a blog about this.

and of course the kindness of my fellow workers for donating a higher percentage out of their club tips for the donation. Of course none of this would have been possible without the insistence of my ultimate bbf Noor to set up this fund for me! I thank you all very much for this!

screenshot borrowed from Noor's blog showing the final amount raised on the donation bot avatar

the card Noor sent me next to my freshly unpacked PC

the PC set up next to the monitor a fan gave me for Christmas last year ( yes, that's Redd Foxx on my speaker )

So doucheletts and bimbags, what have you learned here today? That the respect of not only subs, but also your friends can go a long way. I didn't get naked on a dance pool for this, sell my used sweatpants, or swing around some pixel guns for some tards masturbatory thrills. There was no stabbing my friends and coworkers in the back for pennies or pigs. You can either "financially dominate" some noobs cock in your mouth and get all giddy because you finally got that pair of Moody's...or you can earn peoples respect and get all giddy from the smell of a new computer sitting in front of you.

As always, get your ass on over to Goddess Investment and let us handle your money for you in these tough economic times. I promise we won't go easy on you!

Until next time friends and fags....



- Supreme Baroness, Duchess Von Ragu

PC Donation Goal Reached!!

Just a quick blog to inform everyone that as of a couple days ago we reached the donation goal of 160k for my PC Donation fund (actually, we even made a bit more than our projected goal). I really want to thank my friends and pigs alike for making this possible and in such a short amount of time. I don't have the screenshot yet from the SL homepage of the final tally, but Noor will have it on her blog soon (and you all should already be reading noor's blog daily!). I'll be getting the computer sometime next week and be posting pics of the new comp and such. Not only is it amazing that I have such close and wonderful friends who put this donation together and contributed their own time and money to it, but also the subs and pigs who contributed wanted and expected nothing in return for their donations. Not once did anyone say "I'll pay such and such if you do this to me". Let this be a lesson to you instabimbos out there that having peoples respect goes a long way. Stay tuned for a new blog by the end of next week, and thank you all again!

basically the computer I'm getting, the color may vary upon purchase

Computer Apocalypse

Well as some of you may have heard there has been a donation fund set up at Goddess Investment in honor of someone quite important... someone who has brought smiles to the faces of countless idiots, someone with beautiful long hair and eyes of fabulously applied mascara, someone who is revered as an icon due to their enormous talents...no, not Michael Jackson of course, but ME! Yes, my computer is on it's last legs, nearing it's twilight moments and lagging it's last breaths. I had been using an external hard drive for a while for both SL and my Warcraft until about a week ago when that fried for whatever unknown reason. To run SL on my internal hard drive I need to use some crap viewer, and having Warcraft on my internal hard drive is not an option. When I visit most places in SL I can almost hear my computer whispering to me "why are you doing this to me?? why don't you respect the elderly???". So, the always wonderful Noor absolutely insisted on setting up a donation fund to buy my ass a new pc, and all my amazing coworkers have been contributing 30% of their tips to the fund. These women at the club are such dear friends to me, they've even been donating out of their own pockets to my fund. Sissy Suppenkraut went above and beyond by donating 50k TWICE...yes, 100k in all!! In 3 days the total has come to 113,537 out of the 160k we are trying to raise......113,537 in 3 days without spamming and begging in groups, without so much as lifting a dominant bone in our bodies. Some of these insta sluts beg and plead in groups for 2 weeks for someone to buy them a fucking 100L bathing suit, they spam groupchats trying to entice people with the "exotic" rugs that they have at their club for your subs. Sorry, we here at Goddess Investment do not need the help of pixel rugs and the promise of letting you smell tacos on our breath to make money. I know I don't need to ask any of you to come and contribute to the fund because I know you're more than willing to come and give to such a worthy cause. You know where the club is, and all donations are tax deductible...I swear!

After almost a year of living in the same skin I finally decided it was time for a change. Here are some new pics of myself, I was scared I was going to get a ban from LL for looking too good, but so far so good.

my Beyonce diva glasses, because I am so well known for liking her "music"

the ever dangerous Jeanette and I

Noor and I at the Pink Floyd sim, she was patting my back to try and burp me there if I remember correctly The grand pipe organ I own at my cabin

my collection of medieval texts in my cabin, actual reproductions of the original books

the view outside my cabin window (complete with animated snow brought forth by lagging winds)

Yes, I have an amazing new cabin high up in the untamed mountain wilderness of northern SL (northern because it's a few thousand meters off the ground). I definitely need a place like this to seclude myself after a torturous night of dealing with the vast amount of mouth breathing robo-tards I encounter each day in the grid. I swear SL's new logo is going to be the logo for the special olympics at some point soon so that all these rl droopy faced droolbags that infest my virtual world feel more at home.

SO, bottom line here people, take your hands off the goddamn giblet that the penis gods cursed you with and get your ass donating to my fund today!! This is not begging, this is not asking...this is telling you something that should have already been done 2-3 days ago! Chop-chop homo's!!!

Until next time friends and fags

-Miss S.M. Ragu