Hey! New Computer Assholes!!!

It has been done, I purchased the new PC two days ago from the money which was raised by the new PC donation fund . The original goal was 160k lindens, which was surpassed in the amount of 185k and in only in a weeks time. As you may have read in a previous post my old PC was well...old. It had that old lady smell to it, mothballs in the cd-rom drive, and sometimes it would give me a handful of hard candies. This new PC is a goddamn beast, I can almost hear it laughing while running SL on the ultra graphics setting, mocking SL for not giving it enough of a challenge. So now I would like to thank the contributors to this cause :

-Sissy Suckencabbage for taking his mind off giving gay strippers back massages for a few moments and donating around 130k.

-Jean for donating not only money she earned in sl, but also donating money from Ebay sales she set up specifically for this.

-H. Yokiwawa for donating quite a chunk of change she had been holding onto for quite a while.

-Retard for donating a nice amount after he rode back in from town.

-Pers for donating her last bit of money she had on her.

-Sissy Cherry for running to the club to donate his hard earned cocksucking money after reading about the fund.

-Fatty McVirgintits for getting in touch with me to donate some cash after he read a blog about this.

and of course the kindness of my fellow workers for donating a higher percentage out of their club tips for the donation. Of course none of this would have been possible without the insistence of my ultimate bbf Noor to set up this fund for me! I thank you all very much for this!

screenshot borrowed from Noor's blog showing the final amount raised on the donation bot avatar

the card Noor sent me next to my freshly unpacked PC

the PC set up next to the monitor a fan gave me for Christmas last year ( yes, that's Redd Foxx on my speaker )

So doucheletts and bimbags, what have you learned here today? That the respect of not only subs, but also your friends can go a long way. I didn't get naked on a dance pool for this, sell my used sweatpants, or swing around some pixel guns for some tards masturbatory thrills. There was no stabbing my friends and coworkers in the back for pennies or pigs. You can either "financially dominate" some noobs cock in your mouth and get all giddy because you finally got that pair of Moody's...or you can earn peoples respect and get all giddy from the smell of a new computer sitting in front of you.

As always, get your ass on over to Goddess Investment and let us handle your money for you in these tough economic times. I promise we won't go easy on you!

Until next time friends and fags....



- Supreme Baroness, Duchess Von Ragu

PC Donation Goal Reached!!

Just a quick blog to inform everyone that as of a couple days ago we reached the donation goal of 160k for my PC Donation fund (actually, we even made a bit more than our projected goal). I really want to thank my friends and pigs alike for making this possible and in such a short amount of time. I don't have the screenshot yet from the SL homepage of the final tally, but Noor will have it on her blog soon (and you all should already be reading noor's blog daily!). I'll be getting the computer sometime next week and be posting pics of the new comp and such. Not only is it amazing that I have such close and wonderful friends who put this donation together and contributed their own time and money to it, but also the subs and pigs who contributed wanted and expected nothing in return for their donations. Not once did anyone say "I'll pay such and such if you do this to me". Let this be a lesson to you instabimbos out there that having peoples respect goes a long way. Stay tuned for a new blog by the end of next week, and thank you all again!

basically the computer I'm getting, the color may vary upon purchase

Computer Apocalypse

Well as some of you may have heard there has been a donation fund set up at Goddess Investment in honor of someone quite important... someone who has brought smiles to the faces of countless idiots, someone with beautiful long hair and eyes of fabulously applied mascara, someone who is revered as an icon due to their enormous talents...no, not Michael Jackson of course, but ME! Yes, my computer is on it's last legs, nearing it's twilight moments and lagging it's last breaths. I had been using an external hard drive for a while for both SL and my Warcraft until about a week ago when that fried for whatever unknown reason. To run SL on my internal hard drive I need to use some crap viewer, and having Warcraft on my internal hard drive is not an option. When I visit most places in SL I can almost hear my computer whispering to me "why are you doing this to me?? why don't you respect the elderly???". So, the always wonderful Noor absolutely insisted on setting up a donation fund to buy my ass a new pc, and all my amazing coworkers have been contributing 30% of their tips to the fund. These women at the club are such dear friends to me, they've even been donating out of their own pockets to my fund. Sissy Suppenkraut went above and beyond by donating 50k TWICE...yes, 100k in all!! In 3 days the total has come to 113,537 out of the 160k we are trying to raise......113,537 in 3 days without spamming and begging in groups, without so much as lifting a dominant bone in our bodies. Some of these insta sluts beg and plead in groups for 2 weeks for someone to buy them a fucking 100L bathing suit, they spam groupchats trying to entice people with the "exotic" rugs that they have at their club for your subs. Sorry, we here at Goddess Investment do not need the help of pixel rugs and the promise of letting you smell tacos on our breath to make money. I know I don't need to ask any of you to come and contribute to the fund because I know you're more than willing to come and give to such a worthy cause. You know where the club is, and all donations are tax deductible...I swear!

After almost a year of living in the same skin I finally decided it was time for a change. Here are some new pics of myself, I was scared I was going to get a ban from LL for looking too good, but so far so good.

my Beyonce diva glasses, because I am so well known for liking her "music"

the ever dangerous Jeanette and I

Noor and I at the Pink Floyd sim, she was patting my back to try and burp me there if I remember correctly The grand pipe organ I own at my cabin

my collection of medieval texts in my cabin, actual reproductions of the original books

the view outside my cabin window (complete with animated snow brought forth by lagging winds)

Yes, I have an amazing new cabin high up in the untamed mountain wilderness of northern SL (northern because it's a few thousand meters off the ground). I definitely need a place like this to seclude myself after a torturous night of dealing with the vast amount of mouth breathing robo-tards I encounter each day in the grid. I swear SL's new logo is going to be the logo for the special olympics at some point soon so that all these rl droopy faced droolbags that infest my virtual world feel more at home.

SO, bottom line here people, take your hands off the goddamn giblet that the penis gods cursed you with and get your ass donating to my fund today!! This is not begging, this is not asking...this is telling you something that should have already been done 2-3 days ago! Chop-chop homo's!!!

Until next time friends and fags

-Miss S.M. Ragu

Goddess Investment has Moved!!!!

Well here I am again, a week later as promised! It may come as a total surprise that I am not a professional writer ( I'm allowed one flaw in life) and do not always have the inspiration to spew forth tons of interesting things in a blog. I have no interest in sharing juicy tidbits of my personal life with unknown gawkers online, as I personally could give a shit less when I read in other peoples blogs who I don't personally know what pointless garbage goes on in their lives. I also have no interest in listing every tribute some morons pay me in SL, as I'm sure you're all soooo interested when you see other fin dommes telling of every 1 to 5k piddly tribute they received. Of course when most of them speak of the huge tributes they receive you never see the proof of it because "they don't feel the need to show proof they received 100k lindens or 1,000 usd" even though they felt the need to brag about it. These people's sugardaddy is Barrack Obama and they need to cut the shit and pose with their welfare card hanging out of their chubby lips already. In short, I am not inspired to post shit blogs about pointless things you or I do not care about. I'm by no means the top money making fin domme in sl, nor will I try to pretend to be with fake blogs....I just happen to be best friends with the top moneymaking domme in sl! =)

Our club Goddess Investments very recently had to make another move to a new sim due to our absolutely mentally crazed landlord getting rid of the land we were on. It was pretty heartbreaking having to move again since the sim was absolutely beautiful and really felt like home, but we also did have alot of pointless wasted space there. Our new place is coming along quite nicely, it has a new look and atmosphere to it as well compared to our last joint. So, obviously you need to get your asses here to see us at the new place. I'm not sure how to put a slurl in the blog, so take 2 seconds of your time and just look the place up. You're not going to find fresh out of high school princesses here,you're not going to find hookers or tit shows or pink lasers flashing along to techno music here. We are not your friends and we do not care about your futile little feelings, we do not follow silly "bdsm codes" where there should be love involved in what we do. Personally I take great pleasure in seeing a pig mentally suffer and being twisted into something of use. I have no interest in taking some idiot out on a pixel leash to Bondage Ranch all night...my words are the fucking leash I will control you with. I'm no princess or sugarbaby, I'm a mature person who happens to relish in the suffering of others.
pink glowing things and floating money...

I can be a douchebag too!

So in conclusion, I could be posting another blog in a week or in a month... whatever I fucking feel like. Instead of waiting for me to post a blog just come and see me at the club, my pics on here might be hot but I'm much better in person! ALSO, if you haven't seen the April issue of SLag magazine featuring an interview with Noor Loam then you need to check this out! A great interview in an amazingly done e-zine...the interview even features a quote from me! haha.
http://issuu.com/slagmagazine/docs/slag_magazine_premiere_april_issue
random fans (including Mikhail Gorbachev) lining up for autographs


Until next time friends and fags...




-MissSweetmeat Ragu

New Blog Coming Sometime This Week!!

YES the wait is over! I'll have a new blog up sometime this week, sorry it's been a while since I last posted one. I'm not one for posting frivolous blogs just about "oh I made this much and that much lulz I'm S0o0o0o spoiled". I don't care when other's post this crap unless it's insane amounts that they prove with a picture. Seeing 25 dollar tributes or 100 dollar Amazon gift cards bragged about is like taking a virtual sleeping pill to me when I read it.
Anyhow, check back soon.....and I want to say a big hello to the people who use my page everyday to go to my friend Noor's page.....thanks for all the extra hits idiots!

You can agree or disagree with what I have to say...you're all just pixels to me

Femdom Day 2009 fever...did you catch it??? I sure as shit didn't. It was a two day event over the weekend in support of some charity for "women in business around the world". Now, take a second to think about this...is this saying women cannot make it on their own in the business world without the help of charity? Kind of putting women in the same league as starving African babies and homeless abused kittens who need the help of charity to get by. Sure, you might be thinking "but dusn't women in poor countrys have a harder time doin business than the womens in more developted contries Miss Sweat?"... and the answer is correct idiot. Giving women in Mongolia a few extra dollars to help open their own yak-grooming business is not going to matter though...the real plight for these women in poor countries is hardcore sexism. You can charge money to whip all the idiots you want at some videogame festival and donate it to some supposed charity....it's not going to matter one bit when these women cannot open a business to begin with because they are women. Please do not tell me women in the U.S. have a harder time doing their own business just because they are females, right there you are just calling women weak you supposed Femdoms! Also at this female domination event I came across the most interesting vendor selling various SL daterape drugs marketed specifically for drugging females. Awesome job douchebags!!! Drugging females for easy rape...great way to help raise money for a charity that is supposed to help women in need. I stamp in big letters across this event FAIL. See you in hell Femdom Day 2009!!!

nothing says female domination like rape drugs!!

On a lighter note, a friend of mine paid for a photo session for me this week at a place called "A Touch of Class"...or as it should be known as " A Waste of Cash".The owner of the photo place tooted her own horn telling me it's the top photography place in SL, which immediately made me a bit weary. Not only were these pics trash, but the owner tried charging an extra 1750L!! Oh but it was only an "error" on her part once confronted about it. So I will share with you some of the sub par Photoshop skills provided by this studio (which included the pic on the top of my blog) since I need something to do with these amatueristic failures.

yes, this is an actual "pro" shot, not something I randomly took...notice the beautiful unrezzed necklace!

not a bad pic, but something anyone could have done on their own. Notice my name is in the pic...that proves how important I am!!

me posing next to the sex organs of a flower, I can almost imagine some green text saying "Xcite Stamen pollinated by Miss Sweet".




it appears I am a bit constipated in the left hand pic, then squeezing my boobs in hopes that it will help squeeze out that fresh loaf in the right hand pic.

this one isn't too bad, besides the awesomely airbrushed black voids under my armpits

yes, this is a pic someone was paid money to do

There were a few more, but they are just not worth showing. I greatly appreciate my friend paying for me to have a pro photo session, and the girl who took them was really nice. Sadly nice does not equal skill though. I place this photostudio amongst the ranks of highway robbers such as Moody Stiletto, Muism, and Kayliwulf Kingdom...well ok, nobody robs you better than Moody for slightly above mediocre-quality items. Wear a pair of 2500L Moody's with a 600L noobish Muism shirt and you'll feel your asshole burning from that freshly raped feeling!

My next rant has to do with RL wishlists I have been seeing for some Dommes in SL. I remember the days of yesteryear when Dommes online would have things in their wishlists such as fetish clothing, shoes, and some fun things for themselves...things more relative to them being Dommes. These days I am seeing things such as hair growth tonic, Wal-Mart gift certificates, and restaurant giftcards. Oh but yes that's right...they are goddesses, why should they have to pay for anything themselves! U WILL BUY MY MEDICATIONS AND TAMPONS CUZ I AM PURRRFECT PIGGY! DO NOT LOOK AT MY BALDSPOT WHEN U SPEAK TO ME!

the wal-mart findomme's tools of the trade

There's a difference between wanting gifts from your pigs and being a lazy hoglett. If you think you deserve to have people buy you frivolous garbage just because you feel you are something special, then you are desperate welfare sow. Nothing proves your superiority like asking for free dinners at Applebee's and 10 dollar bottles of fucking generic Rogaine! Remember that you are only perfect to 90% of subs out there during the few minutes leading up to them cumming.

Until next time friends and fags!

-MissSweetMeat Ragu

Gangbang Mistresses and Zyngo Machine Domination

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Twas The Season for Receiving

Ah, the holidays have come and gone yet again....it seems the older I get the faster the years go by. My Christmas went very well, I even received a beautiful 21 inch flatscreen monitor from a long time admirer (now I have the "pleasure" of seeing you sissies and gaylords more bigger and brighter than ever).



During Christmas week I was visited a few times at the club by some of my biggest admirers for some major holiday cheer via their wallets. Among them is an old fag...uh fan of mine who has recently come back to me with a penchant for chastity and an even stronger urge to pay the fuck up. He always shows up with a pocket full of Lindens for Miss Sweet and when I am done draining his fruity ass he gladly buys more. Of course I'm not going to name his or any other pigs name, but here is a pic of his metrosexual-ish avatar kneeling next to me.





Noor, Kitty, and I were treated to a nice show during Christmas week between the above pig and one of Noor's pets. We all got to see firsthand the beauty and passion of true gay love blossoming before our eyes with a little sucky-sucky action and afterwards a cuddlefest that brought a tear to all our eyes (mainly from laughing so hard). Noor's little sissy was all decked out in his Christmas best while my little loser was all dicked out with a mouth full of sissy wang.

Another one of my long time fans came to see me a few times during Christmas week as well. He can never say no to me...as well as never being able to say no to large portions of food. He's a 300 plus pound, 29 year old virgin in rl...and of course the big shocker, he is bi and a wannabe sissy as well *rolls my eyes*. He loves to come see me before work in the morning for a quick draining usually, but one night during the week Lili and I dressed up him up in some of our old garbage inventory freebies. Did he like it? Who knows or cares, you sissies are just an easy way for me to clean out my inventory of things I would never wear! Getting paid big time money for cleaning my inventory is always a plus too.



(Lili and I)

I received such wonderful gifts from my fellow ladies at Goddess Investments, some absolutely incredible clothes from Hazumu, Lili, and Kitty and some expensive heels from Samantha. From Noor I received my own piece of land!! She bought me my own little plot of land, this woman is insane in her generosity! She also bought land for Lili and Ambra as well....I doubt any of your bosses out there in SL gave you anything more than a 200L Kinky-O giftcard for Christmas haha. So now I have my own private retreat, set with my own radiostation, in a snowy medieval type setting.

I tell you what, I am soooo fucking sick of seeing people having in their profiles something along the lines of:



"Collard by Mistress Noobsluto

Owned by Blah Gaytrain

and protected by Julio BlahBlahsky"


I mean ok, sure you can be collared by someone, but what the fuck is it with these people who seem to need someone who collars them and someone else who owns them? What does this even mean? Not to mention someone "protecting" them?! Protecting them from what? People who might want to recommend to them a place to get a better skin or hair instead of their system shit?? I keep seeing this crap at Bondage Ranch all the time...which btw for those of you who have not been to Bondage Ranch it is more a farm with people standing around speaking poor english than anything remotely bondage related. Also all these fucking people who have in their profile picks something along the lines of:

"This is such and such and if anyone messes with her they will have to go thru me."

Fuck off you stupid twats, seriously already. Who wants to fuck with your ugly ass friends and what are you going to do about it if it happens? Message the person and tell them off in your bad ass textmessage talk?? Maybe something along the lines of "go 2 hell fagit i hear u dissin my bff, i am fat".


Well, as always, be sure to come check out Goddess Investments to see and especially PAY all the wonderful ladies who work hard to make your life miserable. You little pigs obviously don't have any control over your own lives or else you wouldn't be the nippledick fat sissy losers that you are....so let US take control. We know what's best for you and for your Linden balance. Don't be fooled by other clubs using the Goddess name, the only domming going on there is chunkster welfare recipients domming bags of porkrinds and cases of pepsi!

Until next time friends and fags!!!

-MissSweetmeat Ragu