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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

You can agree or disagree with what I have to say...you're all just pixels to me

Femdom Day 2009 fever...did you catch it??? I sure as shit didn't. It was a two day event over the weekend in support of some charity for "women in business around the world". Now, take a second to think about this...is this saying women cannot make it on their own in the business world without the help of charity? Kind of putting women in the same league as starving African babies and homeless abused kittens who need the help of charity to get by. Sure, you might be thinking "but dusn't women in poor countrys have a harder time doin business than the womens in more developted contries Miss Sweat?"... and the answer is correct idiot. Giving women in Mongolia a few extra dollars to help open their own yak-grooming business is not going to matter though...the real plight for these women in poor countries is hardcore sexism. You can charge money to whip all the idiots you want at some videogame festival and donate it to some supposed charity....it's not going to matter one bit when these women cannot open a business to begin with because they are women. Please do not tell me women in the U.S. have a harder time doing their own business just because they are females, right there you are just calling women weak you supposed Femdoms! Also at this female domination event I came across the most interesting vendor selling various SL daterape drugs marketed specifically for drugging females. Awesome job douchebags!!! Drugging females for easy rape...great way to help raise money for a charity that is supposed to help women in need. I stamp in big letters across this event FAIL. See you in hell Femdom Day 2009!!!

nothing says female domination like rape drugs!!



On a lighter note, a friend of mine paid for a photo session for me this week at a place called "A Touch of Class"...or as it should be known as " A Waste of Cash".The owner of the photo place tooted her own horn telling me it's the top photography place in SL, which immediately made me a bit weary. Not only were these pics trash, but the owner tried charging an extra 1750L!! Oh but it was only an "error" on her part once confronted about it. So I will share with you some of the sub par Photoshop skills provided by this studio (which included the pic on the top of my blog) since I need something to do with these amatueristic failures.



yes, this is an actual "pro" shot, not something I randomly took...notice the beautiful unrezzed necklace!




not a bad pic, but something anyone could have done on their own. Notice my name is in the pic...that proves how important I am!!




me posing next to the sex organs of a flower, I can almost imagine some green text saying "Xcite Stamen pollinated by Miss Sweet".




it appears I am a bit constipated in the left hand pic, then squeezing my boobs in hopes that it will help squeeze out that fresh loaf in the right hand pic.




this one isn't too bad, besides the awesomely airbrushed black voids under my armpits





yes, this is a pic someone was paid money to do



There were a few more, but they are just not worth showing. I greatly appreciate my friend paying for me to have a pro photo session, and the girl who took them was really nice. Sadly nice does not equal skill though. I place this photostudio amongst the ranks of highway robbers such as Moody Stiletto, Muism, and Kayliwulf Kingdom...well ok, nobody robs you better than Moody for slightly above mediocre-quality items. Wear a pair of 2500L Moody's with a 600L noobish Muism shirt and you'll feel your asshole burning from that freshly raped feeling!


My next rant has to do with RL wishlists I have been seeing for some Dommes in SL. I remember the days of yesteryear when Dommes online would have things in their wishlists such as fetish clothing, shoes, and some fun things for themselves...things more relative to them being Dommes. These days I am seeing things such as hair growth tonic, Wal-Mart gift certificates, and restaurant giftcards. Oh but yes that's right...they are goddesses, why should they have to pay for anything themselves! U WILL BUY MY MEDICATIONS AND TAMPONS CUZ I AM PURRRFECT PIGGY! DO NOT LOOK AT MY BALDSPOT WHEN U SPEAK TO ME!

the wal-mart findomme's tools of the trade

There's a difference between wanting gifts from your pigs and being a lazy hoglett. If you think you deserve to have people buy you frivolous garbage just because you feel you are something special, then you are desperate welfare sow. Nothing proves your superiority like asking for free dinners at Applebee's and 10 dollar bottles of fucking generic Rogaine! Remember that you are only perfect to 90% of subs out there during the few minutes leading up to them cumming.

Until next time friends and fags!

-MissSweetMeat Ragu

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

/me falls of her chair, crying laughing " the wal-mart findomme's tools of the trade "! Hahahahaahahaaaa and " Don't look at my bald spot", Muahahahahahah babes this is SOOO BRILLIANT! hahahaha

Mistress Katanzia Mckenna said...

OMG to fucking funny!!! LOVE IT!!! Someone seriously had hair tonic on thier list? HAHAHA OMG

Anonymous said...

Yea, Kat one of your amazing co'workers, Muahahahaha!

Lili Revnik said...

hahahahaha i want the ping pong paddle