Computer Apocalypse

Well as some of you may have heard there has been a donation fund set up at Goddess Investment in honor of someone quite important... someone who has brought smiles to the faces of countless idiots, someone with beautiful long hair and eyes of fabulously applied mascara, someone who is revered as an icon due to their enormous talents...no, not Michael Jackson of course, but ME! Yes, my computer is on it's last legs, nearing it's twilight moments and lagging it's last breaths. I had been using an external hard drive for a while for both SL and my Warcraft until about a week ago when that fried for whatever unknown reason. To run SL on my internal hard drive I need to use some crap viewer, and having Warcraft on my internal hard drive is not an option. When I visit most places in SL I can almost hear my computer whispering to me "why are you doing this to me?? why don't you respect the elderly???". So, the always wonderful Noor absolutely insisted on setting up a donation fund to buy my ass a new pc, and all my amazing coworkers have been contributing 30% of their tips to the fund. These women at the club are such dear friends to me, they've even been donating out of their own pockets to my fund. Sissy Suppenkraut went above and beyond by donating 50k TWICE...yes, 100k in all!! In 3 days the total has come to 113,537 out of the 160k we are trying to raise......113,537 in 3 days without spamming and begging in groups, without so much as lifting a dominant bone in our bodies. Some of these insta sluts beg and plead in groups for 2 weeks for someone to buy them a fucking 100L bathing suit, they spam groupchats trying to entice people with the "exotic" rugs that they have at their club for your subs. Sorry, we here at Goddess Investment do not need the help of pixel rugs and the promise of letting you smell tacos on our breath to make money. I know I don't need to ask any of you to come and contribute to the fund because I know you're more than willing to come and give to such a worthy cause. You know where the club is, and all donations are tax deductible...I swear!

After almost a year of living in the same skin I finally decided it was time for a change. Here are some new pics of myself, I was scared I was going to get a ban from LL for looking too good, but so far so good.

my Beyonce diva glasses, because I am so well known for liking her "music"

the ever dangerous Jeanette and I

Noor and I at the Pink Floyd sim, she was patting my back to try and burp me there if I remember correctly The grand pipe organ I own at my cabin

my collection of medieval texts in my cabin, actual reproductions of the original books

the view outside my cabin window (complete with animated snow brought forth by lagging winds)

Yes, I have an amazing new cabin high up in the untamed mountain wilderness of northern SL (northern because it's a few thousand meters off the ground). I definitely need a place like this to seclude myself after a torturous night of dealing with the vast amount of mouth breathing robo-tards I encounter each day in the grid. I swear SL's new logo is going to be the logo for the special olympics at some point soon so that all these rl droopy faced droolbags that infest my virtual world feel more at home.

SO, bottom line here people, take your hands off the goddamn giblet that the penis gods cursed you with and get your ass donating to my fund today!! This is not begging, this is not asking...this is telling you something that should have already been done 2-3 days ago! Chop-chop homo's!!!

Until next time friends and fags

-Miss S.M. Ragu